Hi guys! Its been awhile since I posted anything but the wait is over and I bring you tidings from the Joy Machine that is RECRUITMENT:
Q:What has been your major health issue so far?
A:Well….. My monthly is irregular.
*Talk about too much information
Q:What can you contribute to the company if we hire you?
A:I will contribute my entire life to the company!
*Bagong Bayani in the making
Q:What has been your major health issue so far?
A:Morning sickness.
Q:Congratulations! How many months are you on the way?
A:Ah….no… I just sneeze every morning..
*A possible Neozep commercial
Q:How long do you plan to stay with us if we hire you?
A:For life?
Q:I would need a ballpark figure.
A:Um…. One towsan times!!!!
Q:I need an approximate number of years.
A:One towsan years!!!!! Wait… thats impossible…
Q:The number of years please.
A:Ok… 3-5 years.
*I want to know what shes smoking
By the way, these are actual questions and answers that were done in our office.
8 Responses to “Tales From Recruitment”
Now I wanna be in Recruitment!!!
Seriously?
Did that really happen?
Shame! Shame! Shame!
It’s funny one towsan times! Sure there are some diamonds in the rough!
Beejing: You betcha by golly wow it did! I’ll be posting more so sit back and enjoy the ride
Rico: There’s alot more where that came from. The place is just oozin with material
LJ: Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
That’s funny. Hehehe. You guys should also post funny calls, especially the tech support ones. (Er, I’m assuming your company has technology accounts.)
@ Gary - Keep em comin. i’ll be waiting.
To the Authors : What Center are you from?
Eugene: Unfortunately we have none in our company, but we have sources. We’ll find some for you. That’s a promise!
Beejing: If I tell you, I’d have to kill you.
Why do you have to kill me?
Privacy is really that important to you?
Wah!
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