Tales From Recruitment #4 | Saturday, March 15th, 2008
Posted in Recruitment, Funny

This is the final installment to my recruitment tales.Its been a few months since I posted the last one. Enjoy ^_~
Q: What is your major health issue?
A: I have Typhoon Fever……
Q: What is Typhoon Fever? Can you expound further?
A: Well…. When there is a typhoon and I get wet I get a fever.
*I wonder how […]

Tales From Recruitment #3 | Friday, June 8th, 2007
Posted in Recruitment, Funny

More memorable quotes from work. These gems make what I do worthwhile:
Q:Describe a situation wherein you were able to use your persuasion successfully to convince someone to see things your way?
A:Ummm… My brother… Bikos he is impotent.
Q:Excuse me? Your brother is impotent?!
A:Yes. He does not want to work.
Q:Ah… He does not want to stand up? […]

Tales From Recruitment #2 | Sunday, June 3rd, 2007
Posted in Recruitment, Funny

More tales from the Joy Machine:
Q:Where is your family based?
A:House
*Like…. DUH!
Q:Sell the benefit of this compact mirror to me.
A:Add spice to your face.
*Everyone needs spice right?
Q:How did you find out about our opening?
A:Through my neva.
Q:What is a neva?
A:The house next to mine.
*Toink!
Q:What should I call you?
A:I apply for call center.
Q:No. How would you like to […]

Tales From Recruitment | Thursday, May 31st, 2007
Posted in Recruitment, Funny

Hi guys! Its been awhile since I posted anything but the wait is over and I bring you tidings from the Joy Machine that is RECRUITMENT:
Q:What has been your major health issue so far?
A:Well….. My monthly is irregular.
*Talk about too much information
Q:What can you contribute to the company if we hire you?
A:I will contribute my […]